God's Cruel Joke

Pastor Claims "God's Cruel Joke" Not Funny
TUPELO, MS -- The sexuality of a Christian activist came under attack Wednesday, when two teenagers called Tim Wildmon, "a homo." Don Wildmon, founder of the American Family Association, dismissed the comment aimed at his son as proof of "the breakdown of America's acceptance of Christians," and blamed the comment on the television and the teenagers' parents.

"The liberal media has had a steady flow of harassment, directed at the Christian religion," said Don Wildmon, "it is really nothing new. That's the reason we founded [AFA] in the first place. But, I still blame the parents too."

The observant teens have not been the first to raise the question about Tim Wildmon. Websites such as planetout.com and pridedepot.com have both expressed their appreciation of Tim Wildmon being, "a gay man in a straight man's world." Although, neither site could actually confess to knowing the "true sexual identity" of America's prodigal son, they said they could "simply tell by looking at him."

When asked to comment on his son's flamboyant clothing, lisp, and use of the phrase "you go, girl," Wildmon said "I have no doubt my son's sexuality is in accordance with God's written law, the Bible, and if my son is one of them fancyboys, this must be God's cruel joke on me. But it's not that funny."

Tim Wildmon was unavailable for comment.


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